This is a great day in my life. The greatest thing that has happened to MTV since TRL (right?! That show was awesome when I was in 6th grade!) returns for it’s triumphant second season! That’s right, Snooki, Situation, Pauly D, J-Woww, Vinny, the annoying couple and that other girl are back! I remember the wonderful day when I was sitting in my cubicle and found a video streaming of the crew moving into their new home in Miami, and now premiere day is finally here!
Last season:
They beat up the beat, GTLed, hooked up with grenades, conquered the duck phone, had annoying fights, got punched in the face by a man (or a woman if you’re the Situation) and basically just got wasted and acted like wasted people.
Okay, so we all know…they are going to Miami because you can’t send people to the Jersey Shore in the middle of winter. Road trip time!
Snooki has a boyfriend! (Whom she has already broken up with.) However he seems like a catch, he even does her spray tan for her! Also, her poof has gotten bigger. I didn’t know that was possible, but it is. Snooki driving is hilarious. She looks like a grandma sitting up against the wheel.
Meanwhile, the Situation is wearing an Ed Hardy Halloween costume, or something.
Sammi has decided to go by “Sammi Single” now, clever! Ronnie is still drinking Ron-Ron juice (is that a registered trademark yet?) and is planning on creeping. Yeah right, as soon as these two get within 10 feet of each other they will immediately start hooking up/hating one another again.
Angelina is under the impression that because Pauly and Situation told her they were going to Miami that they were actually inviting her. And apparently Pauly D hooked up with her in the off season? C’mon Pauly, you are better than that!!
I can’t believe pickles number one fan, Snooki has never heard of fried pickles. A creeper comes over to, well, creep on the ladies with some shots. Snooki says what we’re all thinking “This guy like f***s his sister for a living.”
Their house is amazing, way more “Real Worldish” than their first house…but they still have to sleep 3 to a room in single beds. Really? They couldn’t splurge for queen size beds for these kids? Hello, they pull in most of your ratings MTV! Pauly and Situation get their first, but Angelina makes her awkward entrance next. She does the predictable thing by choosing to sleep in the room with Situation and Pauly. Umm…not exactly what I would want to listen to at night, but to each their own.
Next comes Sammi who is pissed at Angelina for some sh*t she talked, so good thing they don’t have to share a room! Vinny and Ronnie show up, which makes Snooki and J-Woww the last to show up…their plan didn’t work very well. Sammi is so nervous about seeming Ronnie, and in this moment I find myself empathizing and maybe, actually, kind of liking her? They see each other for the first time and hug…of course! Ronnie is too nice to do anything else! These two are not so annoying when they aren’t dating! Please stay single!
Finally, the two best ones arrive! And are super pissed about Angelina being there! DRA-MA! Angelina is the one who needs to reach her hand out…she was the one who left and then talked to anyone that would listen about the other people in the house.
Can we take a moment to comment on how much Snooks and J-Wow have improved their looks? They wear almost normal outfits and have almost normal hair now! I knew you had it in you girls! Then J-Woww spills Ron Ron Juice all over Sammi’s white shorts! Oh no! Not her beloved white shorts!
Snooki’s one-liners in this are amazing. Later I will make a collection of them because they are too wonderful not to all be in one place.
First night out! Here we go! I predict Sammi gets wasted and gets pissed that Ronnie talks to another girl. Then Ronnie gets a serious case of roid rage and “accidentally” breaks Sammi in half…litereally.
I love Sammi’s face while J-Woww is screaming at Angelina in the cab. Sorry, but she deserved it. Why did Angelina think it would be a great idea to come back on this show? Girls hold grudges FOR-EV-ER, so of course these girls still hate you.
The Situations shirt looks like something from Express…the women’s side of Express. Oh goodie, we are back to the Sammi and Ronnie that nobody likes. That lasted all of 48 minutes. They’ll most likely be back together at the end of the episode, they always are. I love that you can see cameras flashing wherever they go. Oh those paparazzi, capturing their every move for us!
Ronnie makes the rational decision to continue to drink and dance and make out with the most disgusting girls in Miami. Angelina is naturally already plotting on how she is going to play everyone against each other. That’s the way to win friends!
WHAT?! It’s already over?!
This season..well I’m too lazy to type it out, so here’s the video:
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