Previously on RHODC:
Michaele is obnoxious and her husband doesn’t pay people, or something
Lynda wants to tell anyone who will listen about Michaele being too skinny
Cat allegedly doesn’t like black people
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that Michaele and her husband have not procreated. And seeing as she is FORTY FOUR (I thought I would shout it, since she would only whisper it), it looks like it won’t be happening. Phew. So anyway, it’s her birthday and she gets to pick out some presents (well, her husband only wanted her to pick out one, but of course that didn’t work.) Then she gets a horse? And names it Sparkle. Ah, every 8 year old's dream come true.
I’m curious to know if Lynda’s assistant was her assistant first or her son’s girlfriend first. Things to ponder. Also, Lynda is looking to buy a home. Exciting things these RHODC bring to the table! (When is someone going to pull a hair extensions out?! Sheesh)
Then we get a Mary segment where she bitches about her daughter’s dog.
I love Cat’s children simply because they speak with British accents. Don’t British accents make everything better? They sound so proper, even when they are saying very American things like “oh my GOSH”. Mary and Cat go to lunch and we finally get a little bit of juice as they smack talk Michaele and her lack of equestrianship and her stupid pink promises. But then they go back to talking about Mary’s daughter’s dog, so I tuned them out. Cat seems to be stepping on a lot of people’s toes…hmm maybe I’m not going to like her.
Michaele is planning a birthday party for our token 6th housewife, Paul Wharton, and they discuss who to leave off the list. Uh oh, sounds like drama! Later Michaele meets with another group of people to plan the party, and we find out that (SHOCK) Lynda threw his previous party, so Michaele has to do everything bigger and better than Lynda’s party.
Stacie decides she is going to bring her new friendies to Sunday dinner at her aunt’s house! Something tells me that everything Cat says at this dinner is going to be interpreted as racist!
We find out that Michaele used to work at Nordstrom as a make-up artist and that is how Mary met her. Which, naturally, makes her “second tier.” So the real question is, how did Michaele meet her husband? The women are pissed because Michaele is dressed like a rider and they are in jeans for their polo lessons. Anyway, the only thing this segment is making me think is how much I really want to buy a pair of riding boots for the fall.
Sunday dinner begins! This huge group of people is awkwardly scrunched into this house. Everyone is pissed because Cat doesn’t like her wine and tries to send it back to the kitchen. Then we have to hear about Stacie’s husband inventing a penis pump and I feel uncomfortable. So they finally eat and the food looks INCREDIBLE. Here is my opinion on the Cat situation (because I know you are interested.) She is the outsider, she is the one who doesn’t know anyone and also has not lived in America for that long, so she overcompensates and sometimes crosses the line. Hopefully she will resolve this issue. Stacie disagrees and thinks she is racist (again).
Michaele is officially the worst party hostess ever. Showing up in that white stretch limo with a police escort? Umm wth? I think honorary 6th housewife Paul Wharton is probably my favorite. He doesn’t do much shit talking and he has nice hair. Also, I really like Cat’s husband Charles. I hope we get to hear him talk about his job more…since he is the only person on the cast with any kind of political ties…on the Real Housewives of WASHINGTON DC. We get the beginning of a fight...which promises to continue the rest of the season!
Next week…Michaele and Stacie (unlikely friends?) go to Paris together
Lynda hates Michaele
More boring things!
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