Well, we’ve officially reached the THIRD episode that deals with “the note.” Do you know what better things they could have done in all this time? ANYTHING INVOLVING PAULY D. Seriously, where has he been?
Anyway, Snooki gets drunks “drinks cigarettes” then goes creeping in the house. She pretends like she is trying to figure out whose bed is the most comfy, but you aren’t fooling us Snooki. We know you want to smush Vinny (again?) Good for you Snooks. Then, being the good friend she is, talks about the size of his thing on national TV.
The girls go to the beach, but Sammi stays home, as she needs to spend more time in her bed. J-Woww and Snooki continue to live in their little fantasy world where they actually believe no one will know they wrote the note. Next, they threaten Angelina, then J-Woww for some reason starts talking about how Sammi sucks. Yes, she is stupid for staying with him, but why is J-Woww so heated about this?
Back at the house, Sammi finally emerges from her bed to talk to the Situation, who (per usual) makes a brilliant point. Ronnie is 100% wrong, but Sammi doesn’t see that, so he will continue to get away with everything. Oh Situation, you are so wise, I can’t wait to cheer for you on Dancing with the Stars. Sammi cries and says “I’m done wit it” for the umpteenth time. Anyone believe her? Then, she gets back in her bed.
That night, the girls are talking outside, where Snooki is starting to feel guilty about the note. Snooks wants to tell her, but the others don’t want to. Angelina shouts a lot. Ugh. Situation goes outside and overhears the girls talking. For some reason, he decides to go inside and tell Sammi that the girls are talking shit about her. Oh Situation, I had such high hopes for you, but now you are being an instigator. The girls try to get Sammi to come outside, but she refuses. This enrages J-Woww who comes inside to scream Sammi. Um, ladies, fighting amongst yourselves is unnecessary. Ronnie, however, is loving this because it is taking some of the heat off him. He takes it upon himself to call Snooki and J-Woww bad friends because they didn’t tell Sammi about his indiscretions as soon as they happened.
The next day we finally get some Vinny and Pauly D time. Unfortunately, it’s just a trip to the eye doctor. But really, Pauly can make anything entertaining, as he proves with quotes like “your eyebrows are so bushy that they collect more bacteria” and “he has a history of pink eye.” Scene stealer!
The Situation comes back in full force that night. We’ve all missed his shenanigans and luckily, tonight’s are especially hilarious. After getting the girl home and into the “smush room”, he leaves her alone in there so he can make himself a 3 course meal. (Don’t worry, he asked her if she was hungry as well.) When the smushing is over, he leaves her alone in the room to go out and try and concoct a plan to get rid of her, which he does so, successfully.
The next morning brings the dreaded day the girls have to follow up on their promise of cooking for the boys. Luckily, this brings an opportunity for Snooki to gain some life skills, for example, learning what a quart is. J-Woww continues to be angry while Sammi continues to be lazy, a dangerous combo. Also, Snooki seats the counter on fire. In the end, the girls cook a great meal that everyone enjoys, besides Debbie Downer Sammi, who chews on some lettuce in the corner.
Okay, the whole scene with Angelina and Sammi at work bothers me. First, Sammi kisses Ronnie when he drops them off. WHAT? I thought you were “done wit it.” Second of all, Sammi pretends that she really likes Angelina, but really, she has no other options for friends in the house. Then, Angelina reveals who wrote the note, knowing that it would create chaos. Ugh.
Anyway, back on the entertaining front, Situation’s sister is in town, which means good things for Vinny! Luckily he has his bling, which is obviously what lures her in. Meanwhile, the Situation finds a tranny. Besides the fact that she is a man, why would he talk to a girl with crimped hair and that outfit? Poor judgment all around. Thankfully, Pauly chose this night to get absolutely obliterated, so he finally gets some screen time. Why does he ruin this by spending some of this time making out with Angelina? Ugh. But, as Vinny brilliantly points out, Pauly is so drunk he would hook up with him, so we’ll forgive him this time.
Not everyone finds Pauly’s drunkenness as entertaining as I do, as Angelina decides to turn it into an opportunity to talk about J-Woww. As we all witnessed, J-Woww simply called her boyfriend to tell him she was home safely. She mentioned something about Pauly throwing up. I didn’t know that was considered talking shit, but to Angelina it is. Vinny calls her out and immediately tells J-Woww…which probably wasn’t the best idea, as her anger issues have really played out this episode. J-Woww uses this as an excuse to take out all her pent up frustration toward Sam out and knocks a bitch down. Can’t wait for next week!
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