So once again I'm way behind on this recap, so instead of my usual, let's just catch up with each of our heroes.
Sammi wasn't in this episode, so I have nothing to say. Oh, but she and Angelina aren't friends anymore.
Snooki was mysteriously missing for the first half of this episode. Could this have been when she was allegedly hospitalized for alcohol poisoning? Hmm, #thingstoponder. However, she made her triumphant return in the second half of the episode and made it well worth the wait. First, she spent her "shift" at her "job" making a lists of things she likes (Guido Juicehead Gorillas, huge earrings, Ed Hardy), things she hates (Boys/jerkoffs/fame whores, hangovers, people) and who her ideal guy would be (tan, Guido Gorilla Juicehead, pays for meals etc.) She also may have let it slip that she was on match.com. Amazeballs. Finally, in one of my favorite moments of the season, she ripped out her earrings and laid the beat down on Angelina. Good work this week Snooks.
Vinny, like Sammi, wasn't much of a presence this episode. But let's talk about how each week he and Pauly become a cuter and cuter bromance.
Ronnie has been noticeably absent ever since he stopped three-way kissing gross women, but taking the role of announcer upon himself for Angelina and Snooki's fight made up for that. "Standing in one corner, four-foot nine-inches, two inches with the pouf, Nicole Snooki Polizzi. Standing in the other corner, at 322 pounds, the Staten Island Dump" Well played, Ron Ron.
Pauly was as adorable as ever as the house alarm clock and narrator of all events. Can't wait for your spin off Pauly!!!
Situation finally got it in with his Canadian girl girl this week. Good for him. While I find myself liking The Situation less and less, I did understand why he was mad about Angelina sleeping in his bed, especially because it was her AND her boyfriend. I would have been pissed as well! He also tried to calmly ask her to apologize, but she was not having it.
JWOWW weirdly tried to convince Angelina to stay. I guess it was just a woman-to-woman thing? Also, her boyfriend left and she was sad.
Angelina surprised me by staying this long, I thought she would have been gone a LONG time ago. But luckily for us, the end of Angelina has finally come. She went out on a high note though, fighting with both Situation and Snooki in her final hours. As Ronnie so beautifully put it, "no hair off my back."
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