Wasted Ronnie is not one of my favorite Ronnies and now he wants to sleep with Sammi after making out with the most disgusting girls in the state of Florida. He also manages to throw in an “I love you”, um…yikes. Naturally, his reaction is to say is doesn’t know what happened...but I have a feeling he might be bullshitting a wee bit. Here’s the next question, why did Sammi let Ronnie sleep in her bed only hours after calling her a C*** (no, I will not say it).
Pauly D’s seemingly endless amount of acronyms will never seize to amaze me. Seriously, Pauly D, you are a wonderful man.
Snooki is so brilliant and suggests Sammi needs a cocktail so she will stop asking all the guys what Ronnie did at the club. Snooki is the best BFF ever! The guys know how conniving girls are and figure Angelina will tell Sammi what happened so Ronnie opts to tell Sammi the truth, except not really.
The boutique the girls go shopping at appears to be J Woww’s dream come true. Just when I thought she has classed it up a notch…anyway, I feel like I have already seen this because there were lots of paparazzi pictures of this shopping trip. I like to see that The Situation is still cooking big family meals. Despite the fact that I imagine he is a dive now, he is not too much of a diva to cook for those roommates of his!
Angelina does what all stupid girls do, tries to be best friends with the guys, which in turn is just going to piss off the girls further. We all knew that Snooki was going to be the one who was going to have the chicken fall on her, c’mon, it’s Snooki. It’s hilarious that Vinny is the one talking about how Snooki can’t clean. He apparently has forgotten that last season we watched his mom cut up his food for him.
Sammi does normal crazy girlfriend things and goes through Ronnie’s phonebook. But this must have been what it as like in 1995 because it is an actual handwritten phonebook! He has written his other ex-girlfriend’s number in it (I wonder if she is as crazy…?) Pauly D, once again, a brilliant man would know better than to do that!
Conveniently, when J-Woww and Ronnie are talking he remembers what happened the previous night with the 3 way kiss and motarboating. He fails to mention how EFFING DISGUSTING THE GIRLS WERE.
Okay, maybe I’m an idiot but I still haven’t figured out what exactly Angelina said about Snooki’s boyfriend…? (By the way, I completely forgot Snooki had a boyfriend.) Anyway, this begins a hilarious sequence of “let’s all scream at Angelina”, which is always something I will be interested in watching. Ronnie is equally as thrilled because this is the only drama that will happen that doesn’t involve him. Can we take a moment to talk about Angelina’s unfortunate skin tight, grossly patterned romper? You know who are the only people who can wear rompers? BABIES.
So now it’s official that everyone besides Sammi knows that Ronnie was super gross the night before. Snooki says exactly what we are thinking (gosh, she is on top of things!), the Situation is such a little instigator!
Somehow (and I didn’t think it was possible), Ronnie and Sammi are more annoying this season than last. However, Ronnie’s Saved by the Bell reference was pretty phenom.
A gelato shop! Yum! Nice to see that these kids still have to work for their keep. Surprisingly, Angelina doesn’t seem to think that this job is not below her great bartending skills.
Angelina seems to think that the guys really want her to hang out with them. But really, she’s like a little puppy following them around. Not a cute puppy either.
Is Armani Exchange sponsoring this season? It’s less douchey than Ed Hardy, but matching AX shirt and hat Ronnie? Really? I’m pretty sure Angelina’s new “friends” that she made just want to be on the show…but I guess I won’t shatter her dreams. Angelina claims her concern for Pauly D is because she is her true friend. Nope, she is most definitely in love with him. Duh, Pauly, we all could have told you that one. But unfortunately, this is his fault. He should know better than to hook up with crazies!
The rare occasions when we get to see Pauly D get pissed are fantastic (remember when he yelled at the girl on the phone last season?! “You stalked my life on the boardwalk.” Incredible!) Let’s all keep our fingers crossed that Angelina realizing that Pauly D isn’t in love with her will make her go home.
Next week: Hopefully more Snooki! Hopefully less Ronnie and Sammi (not going to happen!) And grenades! And Vinooki!! Fantastic! The countdown begins.
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