Bonus episode time! We once again pick up right where we left off…Angelina’s attempt to discreetly leave Vinny’s bed. Fail, we all saw your ass cheeks. It doesn’t take long for the whole house to learn that Angelina and Vinny hooked up. The guys are pissed (apparently they are BFFs with Jose these days) and say she is a hypocritical whore and has proven the “ho equation”, as in if you treat a girl nicely she isn’t going to smush you, but verball abuse her and she is all yours. Snooki takes the situation personally, as it has only been a mere few weeks since our Snooks hooked up with Vinny.
Conveniently for the producers, Vinny’s mom calls the next morning and Angelina picks up. Vinny’s family is coming for a visit. His mom cooks an incredible looking meal (why aren’t more Italians obese?) and more importantly we meet Vinny’s Uncle Nino. Uncle Nino speaks his own language, it’s not Italian and it is most definitely not English. Needless to say, I did not catch a single word that came out of his mouth. He also seems to have found his soul mate in JWoww…who makes her first appearance in the hot tub this season with Uncle Nino. Um, gross.
Vinny’s family leaves and it’s time for the roommates to hit the town. Angelina bails on Jose because she is scared Situation will tell him about her tryst with Vinny, which is probably true. However, once she gets to the club, she wastes no time finding a new man to tease. What a sliggity. Pauly and Situation also find two friends that are willing to come home with them, because for some reason they have to synchronize their sex lives. Unfortunately, this doesn’t bode well for either as Situation’s girl has a boyfriend and forces her friend to leave with her. Luckily, Pauly has a collection of numbers he can call to find a girl who is DTF, but she has to bring a friend for Sitch (obviously). However, said girl apparently doesn’t have any friends who aren’t grenades. I bet her friends who are watching are PISSED. Situation settles for creepily watching Pauly hook up while eating an egg sandwich.
Angelina finally mans up and decides its time to face Jose, but she’s not going to tell him what happened, she’s just going to make out with him. Situation is there to make sure she doesn’t get away with it, and Angelina finally confesses (but doesn’t exactly tell the whole truth.) Meanwhile, Vinny is falling in love with a dancer. Like he could see himself marrying her. Ditto for Pauly, except she wasn’t a dancer and seemed relatively normal.
The next day they decide to take these lovely ladies on a double date. Well Vinny awkwardly asks for a sympathy date, while Pauly, smooth as ever tells his girl “Vinny’s gonna take that girl he’s in love with, I’m gonna take the girl I’m in love with and you can come too.” I love you Pauly. The boys go out and HSF (haircut, shopping, florist) for their big dates. Then after all this prep work…dancer lady bails on Vinny! Something sketchy is going on, my guess? She has a boyfriend…right? Even when he calls her back and begs she still stands him up. Poor guy, maybe Angelina will let him hop on the Staten Island ferry for another free ride.
Welp, that’s all for this lovely bonus episode. When’s that fight between Snooks and Angelina? Because that’s what I want to see. Also, anyone else notice that Sammi and Ronnie didn’t get much screen time this episode? My dream is coming true.
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