This week’s episode picks up mid fight between two people that shouldn’t have been involved in a fight the first place. Ronnie tries to get into it with Vinny for starting it (but later apologizes) and Angelina makes a lot of loud, incoherent noise. Everyone goes to their corners and it is done with. The next morning, the kitchen is filled with fake nails, Sammi’s hair extensions (seriously, you make the big bucks now, do away with the clip in extensions) and lunch meat. JWoww calls off work as she needs to get her nails fixed. Listen, she’s JWoww, okay? It’s excuseable.
Later, Angelina, Situation and Vinny are at work and Angelina rants about how Vinny is terrible (and not even good looking.) This scene, however, brings us the most important part of the show: Jose buying Angelina a Fossil watch. Still doesn’t mean she’s gonna give it up!
I am not going to write about Sammi and Ronnie’s date, as I am hoping ignoring their presence on the show will make them go away (highly unlikely).
Back at home, Vinny is in the hot tub, simmering with hatred for Angelina. Love the build up to their inevitable hook up (we all know it happens, right?) Also, does Situation’s sister live in the house now? She just seems to always be there. The gang (minus Snooks and JWoww) goes to Felt to play pool. Now, imagaine the horror when (oh no!) Snooki and JWoww show up! The nerve of them!
The next morning, Situation’s sister leaves, so I was wrong. (See, I don’t have a problem admitting when I’m wrong!) Snooki and JWoww go to the beach and it makes me sad because they should not be alienated! Look, they should have gone about it in a different way, but that note wasn’t bad enough to get them exiled, sheesh! Anyway, Snooki claims her ethnicity is tan and all is right in the world again.
In one of the most poorly edited scenes this show has seen, the next scene is clearly from the night of the fight (they’re all in the same clothes from that night!) Angelina calls Vinny out for running to JWoww and for apparently being ugly and bringing home ugly girls. Vinny then comes at her with several insults, including calling her the “Rob Kardashian of Staten Island.” However, Pauly’s facial expressions in this scene make up for the editing misstep.
Later on at the club Vinny meets the most beautiful girl he has seen in Miami. Bonus! She works at Hooters! Classy all the way, my friends. Angelina calls her a grenade, which is harsh. She was not unattractive, Angelina just has the personality of a 5 year old. Go snuggle with your Fossil watch. More importantly, Snooki meets a nice fella who she can “dance like Spanish people” with. She brings home said gentleman, who helps himself to everything in their kitchen. Once his tummy is full, it’s time for some moaning and awkward conversation. Oh, and his name is Dennis. (Even Snooki can’t say it without laughing!) Poor JWoww. Snooki sets us all straight in the morning, swearing that she didn’t let him get it in. She is saving herself….for tomorrow night!
The next night everyone is getting ready to go out again (such a nice life they lead). Angelina calls Jose and he tells her to behave! The nerve of him! But really, he has invested a lot in the girl…he bought her a Fossil watch guys! He can tell her to behave if he wants to. FOSSIL WATCH. While the others go out to play, Snooks invites her new man friend over, but first they must sanitize the smush room! Once the room has been fumigated, Snooks tells Dannis to bring a hot friend over for JWoww. Dennis misunderstands and brings a man-grenade. Man-grenade is almost immediately kicked out and Snooki gets it in.
Back with the party people, it’s 4 AM and time to leave the club. Everyone’s wasted in the cab and Vinny and Angelina share a very uncomfortable looking make out sesh. However, Pauly has the line of the night when he says “can we stop so Vinny can buy a Fossil Watch.” That Pauly, what a guy. When they get back to the house Angelina pretends she isn’t going to hook up with Vinny. She is. Remember when he told you that you were the Staten Island dump amongst many other insults? You really showed him!
Next week, the backlash from the hook up from hell. (And probably more talk about Fossil watches.)
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