Well folks, we've reached the finale of season 2 of JS (don't worry, we still have the reunion next week). Anyway, this may go on record as the most boring episode the show has EVER seen. A quick trip to the everglades where they saw gators and ate frog legs (which the Situation casually vomited up on the ride home).
On the gang's second to last night in MIA Pauly and Vinny go on dates with their wifeys (not sure if their is a correct spelling of "wifeys") and Sammi and Ron went on another of their extremely annoying dates that OF COURSE ended in a fight. Don't worry guys, they made up four hours later at the club. Also four hours later at the club? Two gross looking women propositioned Vinny for a threesome, which he turned down because he is in l-o-v-e. The Situation wasted no time swooping in and taking his place. I have no desire to know what occurred in that bathroom stall.
On their last night in the house the gang decides it would be a good idea to pick superlatives for one another (although none of them could come up with the word "superlative". Also, Pauly asked how to spell "likely"). This, of course, turns into a disaster when Jenni says Mike is the fakest (most fake, people, come on!) Situation waits for Jenni to go to the bathroom before he declares her the fakest, to which some people may or may not have nodded in agreement with.
Snooki wastes no time telling Jenni what happened. When Jenni goes to confront everyone, Pauly completely loses his cool! I mean there were veins popping out from everywhere! Pauly, who are you!? This is not my lovable Pauly! There is lots of screaming and lots of whining from Snooki, but eventually everyone makes up. Well, Sammi still apparently hates everyone, but who really cares.
Also, a crow appears to the departing crew. A truly bad omen? I guess we'll just have to wait and see...(and by that I mean, wait until January 6, when season 3 premieres. I'm serious. We only have to wait 2 months this time.)
